date: 09.14.2008
from: Ker-bear
to: DM
re: headed into DC to catch up and watch the marathon
"Loverboy... Wake up! I am coming to find you... just got to the metro..."
(note: in my head this came across in the voice of the crazy chick from wedding crashers)
Monday, October 6, 2008
late night food cravings turn ugly sometimes
date: 10.03.2008
from: JA
to: DM
re: DM took last night's evening out as an excuse to sleep until noon
"God, I wish k (sic) could have fallen back asleep. I'm brain dead. And covered in spaghetti sauce, for some reason."
from: JA
to: DM
re: DM took last night's evening out as an excuse to sleep until noon
"God, I wish k (sic) could have fallen back asleep. I'm brain dead. And covered in spaghetti sauce, for some reason."
Monday, September 29, 2008
ahhh, hangovers
date: 09.20.2008
from: JA
to: DM
re: this morning and i are NOT playing nice together
"Why did you tie me down and put molasses in my brain last night? It was uncalled for."
from: JA
to: DM
re: this morning and i are NOT playing nice together
"Why did you tie me down and put molasses in my brain last night? It was uncalled for."
well, he probably got the point across
date: 08.14.2008
from: SK
to: DM
re: i'm lucky i don't work in a corporate environment
"I pulled a 'douche' card on someone at work today. Appropriate?"
from: SK
to: DM
re: i'm lucky i don't work in a corporate environment
"I pulled a 'douche' card on someone at work today. Appropriate?"
sometimes saturday morning just doesn't happen
date: 09.13.2008
from: ED
to: DM
re: i've felt better
@2:53pm
"Entering the world of the living slowly today... About to try eating food. This could be big. Enjoy the culture and drinks, let me know what's up later"
from: ED
to: DM
re: i've felt better
@2:53pm
"Entering the world of the living slowly today... About to try eating food. This could be big. Enjoy the culture and drinks, let me know what's up later"
Friday, September 19, 2008
sometimes size does matter
date: 09.13.2008
from: CoMe
to: DM
re: you think doing car bombs @5pm in DC is impressive?
"I brought this to a house party... it's gonna get ugly"
from: CoMe
to: DM
re: you think doing car bombs @5pm in DC is impressive?
"I brought this to a house party... it's gonna get ugly"
Thursday, September 18, 2008
who knew yankee stadium was full of idiots and assholes? (insert sarcasm)
date: 09.17.2008
from: KM
to: DM
re: once upon a time, four attractive females went to take in some baseball
"we are the most hated people here. we were told we were talking too loud, to sit down when we were trying to leave the row, that we were under 21, and some old asshole called clare a princess"
from: KM
to: DM
re: once upon a time, four attractive females went to take in some baseball
"we are the most hated people here. we were told we were talking too loud, to sit down when we were trying to leave the row, that we were under 21, and some old asshole called clare a princess"
learning to work the iPhone... while drinking at a Yankees game
date: 09.17.2008
from: SM
to: DM
re: apparently i'm at the Yankee "library"... at least they still serve beer
@8:31pm
"Holy duck got yelled at at the game to be quiet because I was giving the girls updates on the drama."
@8:32pm
"I mean fuck"
@10:13pm
"Drunk Kate got called a go me (sic) loud clare a princess and jen superman. multiple fights all aroundp (sic)"
@10:13pm
"Kate was called a go"
@10:14pm
"Hoe I hate this phone drink"
note: I think she was trying to clarify that Kate got called a "hoe," not a "go me." As for the rest of this sentence, I have no idea.
@10:17pm
"Go p"
@10:25pm
"J"
from: SM
to: DM
re: apparently i'm at the Yankee "library"... at least they still serve beer
@8:31pm
"Holy duck got yelled at at the game to be quiet because I was giving the girls updates on the drama."
@8:32pm
"I mean fuck"
@10:13pm
"Drunk Kate got called a go me (sic) loud clare a princess and jen superman. multiple fights all aroundp (sic)"
@10:13pm
"Kate was called a go"
@10:14pm
"Hoe I hate this phone drink"
note: I think she was trying to clarify that Kate got called a "hoe," not a "go me." As for the rest of this sentence, I have no idea.
@10:17pm
"Go p"
@10:25pm
"J"
conform to my whims, dammit!
date: 09.17.2008
from: SM
to: DM
re: just finished the yankees game, i'll come join you if you're out drinking
@10:54pm
"You are too far you suckp"
@11:12pm
"You suck too late I had pizza. Alone" (note: SM apparently does not like punctuation. Ever.)
@11:27
"no you suck end of story"
@11:37pm
"Shut up you jerk I rock at the iphone"
from: SM
to: DM
re: just finished the yankees game, i'll come join you if you're out drinking
@10:54pm
"You are too far you suckp"
@11:12pm
"You suck too late I had pizza. Alone" (note: SM apparently does not like punctuation. Ever.)
@11:27
"no you suck end of story"
@11:37pm
"Shut up you jerk I rock at the iphone"
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
there's no abuse like misspelled drunken abuse
date: 09.06.2008
from: KFC
to: DM
re: you might need to work out some kinks in our fantasy league
"Im drtnk, imO smoking-& ur a bad commssione7"
(note: all sic. seriously.)
from: KFC
to: DM
re: you might need to work out some kinks in our fantasy league
"Im drtnk, imO smoking-& ur a bad commssione7"
(note: all sic. seriously.)
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
excuse me sir, you're drooling. again.
date: 02.22.2008
from: Sailor
to: DM
re: our day trip to princeton really escalated quickly
@9:32pm
"$1 Miller Highlifes own me."
............................................................
follow-up picture text sent by JA @10:45pm
from: Sailor
to: DM
re: our day trip to princeton really escalated quickly
@9:32pm
"$1 Miller Highlifes own me."
............................................................
follow-up picture text sent by JA @10:45pm
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
i guess that's why we all scream for it
date: 07.18.2008
from: CHu
to: DM
re: i don't think i'm gonna be able to make it out tonight
"I just ate too much ice cream to be seen in public."
from: CHu
to: DM
re: i don't think i'm gonna be able to make it out tonight
"I just ate too much ice cream to be seen in public."
important things about Rochester
date: 07.30.2008
from: Duck
to: DM
re: i decided to try a local delicacy for lunch
"Fact: white hot garbage plates are legit. Query: is Corn Hill legit?"
from: Duck
to: DM
re: i decided to try a local delicacy for lunch
"Fact: white hot garbage plates are legit. Query: is Corn Hill legit?"
turns out pork "butt" is actually a cut of meat from a pig's shoulder...
date: 07.31.2008
from: BH
to: DM
re: ms2k8 preparations
"I just ordered a 'master case' of pork butt."
from: BH
to: DM
re: ms2k8 preparations
"I just ordered a 'master case' of pork butt."
unexpected dime-dropping from cherry creek
date: 08.02.2008
from: MY, md
to: DM
re: looks like it's time you learned the whole sordid truth...
"Sky's a communist."
from: MY, md
to: DM
re: looks like it's time you learned the whole sordid truth...
"Sky's a communist."
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
sunday funday sounded like a good idea at the time
date: 07.28.2008
from: DM/Sailor
to: Sailor/DM
re: oh god, what were we doing out until 3am last night...
@ 8:36 am from Sailor to DM
"I'm a mess"
@ 8:49 am from DM to Sailor
"Ditto"
@ 9:36am from Sailor to DM
"I can't see straight... literally"
@ 9:38am from DM to Sailor
"I dropped my ice coffee on the ground in Dunkin Donuts. I couldn't handle it, so I just left. I can't go back there for a while."
@ 9:40am from Sailor to DM
"Omg... thats (sic) amazing. I took my shower this morning sitting down."
@ 12:19pm from DM to Sailor
"There's thirty percent chance I vomit in the next five minutes"
Note: Damn we're a classy bunch...
from: DM/Sailor
to: Sailor/DM
re: oh god, what were we doing out until 3am last night...
@ 8:36 am from Sailor to DM
"I'm a mess"
@ 8:49 am from DM to Sailor
"Ditto"
@ 9:36am from Sailor to DM
"I can't see straight... literally"
@ 9:38am from DM to Sailor
"I dropped my ice coffee on the ground in Dunkin Donuts. I couldn't handle it, so I just left. I can't go back there for a while."
@ 9:40am from Sailor to DM
"Omg... thats (sic) amazing. I took my shower this morning sitting down."
@ 12:19pm from DM to Sailor
"There's thirty percent chance I vomit in the next five minutes"
Note: Damn we're a classy bunch...
kitchen games are fun, but remember to check on your roommate's plans
date: 07.28.2008
from: LP
to: DM
re: didn't see that one coming
"I'm fairly certain i just walked in on my roommate having sex. I'm just thankful it wasn't doggie style..."
from: LP
to: DM
re: didn't see that one coming
"I'm fairly certain i just walked in on my roommate having sex. I'm just thankful it wasn't doggie style..."
Sunday, July 27, 2008
hide the children
date: 07.25.2008
from: NM
to: DM
re: dicey fashion decisions by quasi-family members
"look what i found"
from: NM
to: DM
re: dicey fashion decisions by quasi-family members
"look what i found"
just another day in the life of an insurance salesman
date: 07.25.2008
from: EB
to: DM
re: i'm not gonna make it to the bar
@10:44pm
"I'm gonna have to call douche on myself for getting hammered at lunch and being hung over right now..."
from: EB
to: DM
re: i'm not gonna make it to the bar
@10:44pm
"I'm gonna have to call douche on myself for getting hammered at lunch and being hung over right now..."
things not to tell your boys
date: 07.26.2008
from: JMC
to: DM, ML, and others
re: yeah, i just ghosted from the bar
"My fucking tits are killing me. It is clear to me that I don't drink or eat fatty foods till they're gone."
from: JMC
to: DM, ML, and others
re: yeah, i just ghosted from the bar
"My fucking tits are killing me. It is clear to me that I don't drink or eat fatty foods till they're gone."
the only possible response to the above post
date: 07.26.2008
from: ML
to: JMC
re: heh heh heh
"You will now respond to a new code name: bitchtits. See you tomorrow."
from: ML
to: JMC
re: heh heh heh
"You will now respond to a new code name: bitchtits. See you tomorrow."
trust him people, he's a corporate lawyer
date: 07.26.2008
from: MR
to: DM
re: that was NOT on the agenda
"Someone explain how and why i was just at a strip club in the south bronx"
from: MR
to: DM
re: that was NOT on the agenda
"Someone explain how and why i was just at a strip club in the south bronx"
trust him folks, he's a doctor
date: 07.26.2008
from: MY, md
to: DM
re: i've been in new york for like, twenty minutes
"A bird just shit on me"
from: MY, md
to: DM
re: i've been in new york for like, twenty minutes
"A bird just shit on me"
well that's one way to accelerate the evening
date: 07.27.2008
from: SC
to: DM
re: i'm hanging out with your sister, and we're taking it to 11
@7:34 pm
"Goldschlager has entered the bldg."
from: SC
to: DM
re: i'm hanging out with your sister, and we're taking it to 11
@7:34 pm
"Goldschlager has entered the bldg."
i guess that means it was a good night...
date: 07.27.2008
from: EB
to: DM
re: wow, we got kind of drunk, didn't we?
"You actually make it home last night?"
from: EB
to: DM
re: wow, we got kind of drunk, didn't we?
"You actually make it home last night?"
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