yes, but which side won?

date: 09.07.2009
from: PPF
to: DM
re: new games to play when drunk

"Just played "good angel/bad angel" over liz's shoulders. I think it's going to be my new thing."

these things will happen when you stay at the bar for 7 hours

date: 05.18.2009
from: Chu
to: DM
re: yesterday at st. mark's ale house

"Omg we ate so much bar food. I think I literally licked the nacho plate."

one hell of a sales pitch

date: 09.03.2009
from: SAS
to: DM
re: you should come to blue & gold immediately

"Five dollars buys you a shot and happiness here"

the definition of classy

date: 07.11.2009
from: CMe
to: DM
re: i may, just possibly, have gotten thrown out of the parker house last night

"I was passing out... I had my head in my hands. A bouncer asked me to leave. I sadi 'no,' so he carried me out."

returning from nantucket

date: 07.12.2009
from: LP
to: DM
re: the joys of family trips

"At the airport waiting to get my flight home. My brother and I def hazed ourselves last night. There's a 94% chance I vomit about the 20 min flight... awesome weekend."

everyone needs to be enthusiastic about something

date: 07.16.2009
from: SG
to: DM
re: preparations for tomorrow's trip

"I just packed myself 4 bottles of Gatorade and vodka & 2 bottles of mt dew and grape vodka for the bus ride to DC tomorrow morning. I get way too enthusiastic about drinking."

when purchased goods just do not meet the desired quality control standards

date: 07.18.2009
from: BH
to: DM
re: screw this, i'm making my own cornhole set

"One man. Some miller lite. Absolutely no woodworking experience. What could possibly go wrong."

each wine bottle represents a different winery

date: 07.25.2009
from: NM
to: DM
re: wine tours, successful

"I am dominating the little bottles on the map. Winner!"

i thought this problem ended when i moved away from home

date: 07.22.2009
from: SG
to: DM
re: doormen, limited value thereof

"Awesome. My doorman just saw me walk in with the same clothes I left in yesterday morning. I hate having a doorman. He's like a disapproving father."

it's a special gin, enjoyed both on the go and after the hunt

date: 09.07.2009
from: GMG
to: DM
re: amidst the wreckage of my kitchen this morning, i made a startling discovery

"Somebody apparently broke into the Old Raj. After the hunt, I imagine."

getting called out by the little sister

date: 08.28.2009
from: EB1
to: DM
re: EB2 says it was my job to get you to come to the bar for at least one beer -- where'd you go??

 "The problem is those two little words, 'at least.' See, I have virtually no self control once I hit the bar... so I went home..."

my head hurt until 25 minutes ago

date: 05.18.2009
from: CHu
to: DM
re: i think i figured out how to kick my monday morning hangover

"I just had two glasses of wine at lunch and I feel fucking FANTASTIC."

you have a reputation to uphold, young man

date: 02.07.2009
from: CHu
to: DM
re: you just dropped the 'ignore' button on me, didn't you!

"Are you, DM, turning down drinks with ME? Bullshit."

give in to the power of the vocoder

date: 09.04.2009
from: MY/DM
to: DM/MY
re: the AFC East

MY to DM @ 6:51 pm

"Way to fire the OC a week before the season, Jauron. Have fun with AVP!"

MY to DM @9:47 pm

"You better jump on the dolphins bandwagon before it fills up!"

DM to MY @9:50 pm

"well we know T-pain is already on board, at very least"

MY to DM @9:56pm

"He's a trend setter!"

creative ways to point out someone is late

date: 08.28.2009
from: AM
to: DM
re: hurry your ass up

"If I finish my drink before u get here that will make this 'drinking alone,' and I'll have to go to rehab...

i'll take commonly misused words for $400

date: 08.16.2009
from: AH
to: DM
re: appropriate usage of the word 'literally'

"We are literally stopped on the side of the interstate and Duff is pooping in the grass."

file under 'air travel, making it more exciting'

date: 06.17.2009
from: JMC
to: DM
re: i have, in fact, considered 'getting after it'

"Getting bombed at the L.A. Airport!"

the brainwashing is coming along, i see

date: 01.25.2009
from: PPF
to: DM
re: the proper use of larger containers

"I just saw a home depot bucket being used for something other than 'drunk punch.' Wtf?"

disney gets no love these days

date: 08.14.2009
from: SG
to: DM
re: my friends seem to agree it's at least somewhere in brooklyn...

"Fuck disney world. This is the most magical place on earth!"

i'm not entirely convinced by your theory about contactless payment chips

date: 08.03.2009

from: GMG

to: DM

re: eve totally bought the apple of knowledge with a visa card

"I nuked my amex earlier to destroy the mark of the beast. Tell the global credit illuminati that I'm on to them."