holiday treats

date: 12.22.2007
from: NM
to: DM
re: why all pastries should be made with liberal helpings of alcohol

"Quote Mitch when he tried mom's bourbon balls 'this is everything I ever wanted in a cookie'."

the thrill of the hunt

date: 05.13.2008
to: DM
from: BH
re: our favorite saffron infused gin; perfect for british landholders in India

"I just bought some Old Raj. Go prepare my elephant."

wedding disaster (for the guests)

date: 12.28.2007
from: JA
to: DM
re: why did i fly cross country for this friggin wedding, again?

"no one has a car, so we're all trapped like rats at a golf course compound. Cali sucks."

i don't think he was kidding

date: 04.01.2008
from: BS
to:DM
re: need to chat about plans for this weekend

"You gonna be around later tonight? I'm kinda drunk right now and need a little time yo (sic) sober up b4 I can talk in sentences."

the most exciting tuesday night ever

date: 04.08.2008
from: CH
to: DM
re: what's up for tonight?

"I am the very exclusive, very chic, and incredibly hip... laundromat. Boo for responsibility."

man vs. rodent

date: 04.28.2008
from: JA
to: DM
re: new tactics might be needed

"The mice are eating the mouse-proof basket itself! I repeat, the mice are eating the mouse-proof basket itself."