ahhh, hangovers

date: 09.20.2008
from: JA
to: DM
re: this morning and i are NOT playing nice together

"Why did you tie me down and put molasses in my brain last night? It was uncalled for."

well, he probably got the point across

date: 08.14.2008
from: SK
to: DM
re: i'm lucky i don't work in a corporate environment

"I pulled a 'douche' card on someone at work today. Appropriate?"

sometimes saturday morning just doesn't happen

date: 09.13.2008
from: ED
to: DM
re: i've felt better

@2:53pm

"Entering the world of the living slowly today... About to try eating food. This could be big. Enjoy the culture and drinks, let me know what's up later"

sometimes size does matter

date: 09.13.2008
from: CoMe
to: DM
re: you think doing car bombs @5pm in DC is impressive?


"I brought this to a house party... it's gonna get ugly"

who knew yankee stadium was full of idiots and assholes? (insert sarcasm)

date: 09.17.2008
from: KM
to: DM
re: once upon a time, four attractive females went to take in some baseball

"we are the most hated people here. we were told we were talking too loud, to sit down when we were trying to leave the row, that we were under 21, and some old asshole called clare a princess"

learning to work the iPhone... while drinking at a Yankees game

date: 09.17.2008
from: SM
to: DM
re: apparently i'm at the Yankee "library"... at least they still serve beer

@8:31pm

"Holy duck got yelled at at the game to be quiet because I was giving the girls updates on the drama."


@8:32pm

"I mean fuck"


@10:13pm

"Drunk Kate got called a go me (sic) loud clare a princess and jen superman. multiple fights all aroundp (sic)"

@10:13pm

"Kate was called a go"

@10:14pm

"Hoe I hate this phone drink"

note: I think she was trying to clarify that Kate got called a "hoe," not a "go me." As for the rest of this sentence, I have no idea.


@10:17pm

"Go p"


@10:25pm

"J"

conform to my whims, dammit!

date: 09.17.2008
from: SM
to: DM
re: just finished the yankees game, i'll come join you if you're out drinking

@10:54pm

"You are too far you suckp"


@11:12pm

"You suck too late I had pizza. Alone" (note: SM apparently does not like punctuation. Ever.)


@11:27

"no you suck end of story"


@11:37pm

"Shut up you jerk I rock at the iphone"

there's no abuse like misspelled drunken abuse

date: 09.06.2008
from: KFC
to: DM
re: you might need to work out some kinks in our fantasy league

"Im drtnk, imO smoking-& ur a bad commssione7"

(note: all sic. seriously.)