somehow, that's not a cross street i am familiar with

date: 03.28.2009
from: SAS
to: DM
re: where are you?

"I'm at 72nd and drinking."

The harsh light of day reveals many things...

date: 03.29.2009
from: AM
to: DM
re: ewwww

"Just opened wallet for first time today. Things are sticky and in wrong places."

apropos of nothing

date: 02.14.2009
from: MY
to: DM
re: god only knows

"Toss my salad"

baby steps

date: 02.15.2009
from: GMG
to: DM
re: matty y keeps trying to drink all my high-end liquor

"We only had half the ri^1 this time. It's an improvement."

trying to get places too quickly leads to heart ache and bad grammer

date: 03.06.2009
from: AM
to: DM
re: i might have, sort of gotten confused leaving drunken nacho fridays

"Just ran a blobk (sic) in the whong damned direction . @ dann u!"

thank you Katie 80, for doing us all a favor

date: 03.07.2009
from: KM
to: DM
re: turning chris reid into an unrepentant booze hound

"It really is the gift that keeps on giving, isn't it?"

whatever, it can't live up to the power of the shamwow

date: 03.08.2009
from: BDi
to: DM
re: being out drinking on thursdays is totally lame

"Aw. I'm at home, under my snuggie! u so wish u had one."

the troops have run into unexpected resistance

date: 03.11.2009
from: AM
to: DM
re: wednesday's drinking plans have been shocked and awed

"Wow -- dollar beer night is a shitshow. we r retreating to the alternate watering hole."

that, kids, is what we call "statuatory"

date: 03.14.2009
from: AL
to: DM
re: not even the 'half plus seven' rule will save me on this one

"Accidentally hit on a girl who's 15. Whoops."

turns out you need a certification for that

date: 02.22.2009
from: CHu
to: DM
re: saturday day drinking + road trip = win

"Princeton rulz. Lets go to nj every weekend. Just looked at the photos. I think shannon and i are certifiable lesbians now."

...and that's why we are going to South Africa in 2010

date: 03.04.2009
from: GMG
to: DM
re: i'm pretty sure Ireland would be a more fun place to visit

"Agreed, but FIFA is more powerful than the UN, so we must follow their mandates!"

the least kosher food ever is totally delicious

date: 02.22.2009
from: AM
to: DM
re: Yahweh has been holding out on us

"eating bacon wrapped crispy shrimp rolls -- OH MY GOD"

innovative trade deadline moves

date: 02.26.2009
from: BH
to: DM

re: a possible sabres move at the nhl deadline

"Alternatively, I've never cared for (Patrick) Kaleta, so if they could more him for a box of pucks and a couple bottles of ri^1, I'd call it a win."