from: JC
to: DM
re: i won the fantasy football league, chumps
"I am the champion, I am the champion, no time for losers because I am the champion... of the fumble fest!"
Friday, December 26, 2008
good question
date: 12.22.08
from: PPF
to: DM
re: despite drinking with you, i made it to the meadowlands and my team won!
"DM, how am I still wasted? Go giants!"
punctuation is for losers
date: 12.07.2008
from: SM
to: DM
re: the end of last night is a bit of a blur
@9:52 am
"Not sure how I got home woke up naked with all lights on and threw my nan's hand towel in the toilet -- I am a mess let me know if you want to hang out later"
@10:03 am
"Ps I'm still drunk and have a gold medal"
@ 10:58 am (re: what's the last thing you remember)
"Finnertys - I don't remember getting pizza, walking home, my apt, etc. I slept with all the lights on..."
@ 11:16 am
"Pps - it hurts to walk"
Thursday, December 18, 2008
the holiday spirit abounds
date: 12.09.2008
from: LMc
to: DM
re: people on the streets with their happy attitudes and their requests for money are so pleasantly deluded
"Do I look like I want to save the children?!"
from: LMc
to: DM
re: people on the streets with their happy attitudes and their requests for money are so pleasantly deluded
"Do I look like I want to save the children?!"
the man draws a crowd
date: 12.11.2008
from: NM
to: DM
re: i hear the food preparation staff at the Imperial Wegmans is fantastic
"Guess where mom and I went for lunch"
response:
date: 12.12.2008
from: SK
to: DM
re: i heard you had visitors at the cafe yesterday
"All the ladies come in for the eye candy..."
from: NM
to: DM
re: i hear the food preparation staff at the Imperial Wegmans is fantastic
"Guess where mom and I went for lunch"
response:
date: 12.12.2008
from: SK
to: DM
re: i heard you had visitors at the cafe yesterday
"All the ladies come in for the eye candy..."
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
sometimes you just go a little too hard out of the blocks
date: 12.06.2008
from: C-meth
to: DM
re: I think I'm black-out drunk and need to go home; I'll see you tomorrow
A series of drunken texts, in six parts
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@12:05am
"Fmdrank" (sic)
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"Too much"
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@12:07am
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"Ptfo"
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"Sorry wasted I"
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@7:40am
"I don't know how we got back home. I just remember flowing shots of tequila."
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