date: 08.13.2010
from: KB
to: CS
re: Omg great news to share... get to the bar asap...
@ 925pm
"What the heck! R u with skalocky? U guys r tricking me! Mat and i just spent 60 bones on snacks and i'm in bed watching some dvr chelsea lately!"
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
i do like it when things come back around
date: 07.28.10
from: EB
to: DM
re: i cannot believe you are missing tonight's amazing re-discovery!
"Wednesday is the new Wednesday!"
from: EB
to: DM
re: i cannot believe you are missing tonight's amazing re-discovery!
@1113pm
"Wednesday is the new Wednesday!"
Thursday, January 28, 2010
foreshadowing
date: 01.15.2010
from: CM
to: DM
re: i'm excited to head up to the mountains tomorrow to go skiing!
"Me too! I'm drinking in AC right now... hopefully I wont be too hungover tomorrow"
@ 229pm (the following day)
"Omg, I'be been throwing up all morning. Not good. I'm gonna try to get my act together now. My new goal is to leave here around 330"
from: CM
to: DM
re: i'm excited to head up to the mountains tomorrow to go skiing!
@ 636pm
"Me too! I'm drinking in AC right now... hopefully I wont be too hungover tomorrow"
@ 229pm (the following day)
"Omg, I'be been throwing up all morning. Not good. I'm gonna try to get my act together now. My new goal is to leave here around 330"
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
a new twist on an old classic
date: 01.15.2010
from: MY, m.d.
to: DM
re: we might be drinking heavily while watching old Jim "the Hammer" Shapiro commercials
ed note: video links might be required
@ 1120pm
"You Call. I bourbon."
@ 1122pm
"It's jim.. The Bourbon... Shapiro!"
@ 1126pm
"I CANNOT hand you their severed heads!"
from: MY, m.d.
to: DM
re: we might be drinking heavily while watching old Jim "the Hammer" Shapiro commercials
ed note: video links might be required
@ 1120pm
"You Call. I bourbon."
@ 1122pm
"It's jim.. The Bourbon... Shapiro!"
@ 1126pm
"I CANNOT hand you their severed heads!"
Thursday, January 21, 2010
when bad news tastes so good
date: 01.11.2010
from: CS
to: DM
re: the dangers of baking
"I have good news and bad news, and it's actually the same thing. The peanut butter brownies I made are delicious. You're taking them all. I have no willpower."
from: CS
to: DM
re: the dangers of baking
"I have good news and bad news, and it's actually the same thing. The peanut butter brownies I made are delicious. You're taking them all. I have no willpower."
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
the challenges of adjusting to a new job
date: 12.09.09
from: CS
to: DM
re: it’s taking longer than expected to train my new co-workers
“I’m about ready to die here at work. These people haven’t learned not to bother me when I’m hungover”
from: CS
to: DM
re: it’s taking longer than expected to train my new co-workers
“I’m about ready to die here at work. These people haven’t learned not to bother me when I’m hungover”
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
our strenous race-week training regimen
date: 12.11.2009
from: GMG
to: DM
re: the 5k is in two days -- better check in with our coach about pre-race nutrition
“What does Coach Shattuck say about needing a coffee and bushmills before 4pm?”
from: GMG
to: DM
re: the 5k is in two days -- better check in with our coach about pre-race nutrition
“What does Coach Shattuck say about needing a coffee and bushmills before 4pm?”
Monday, January 18, 2010
dedication to the cause
date: 01.09.2010
from: AM, esq.
to: DM
re: yes -- we closed down the bar last night and were kinda hammered, but...
@ 148pm
"I know not how or why, but I find myself on the way to a pub crawl... this is a terrible idea."
from: AM, esq.
to: DM
re: yes -- we closed down the bar last night and were kinda hammered, but...
@ 148pm
"I know not how or why, but I find myself on the way to a pub crawl... this is a terrible idea."
questions to which there are no real answers
date: 10.19.2009
from: PPF
to: DM
re: trying to meet boys in bars is weird
"Dude, i'm like 99% sure that the guys who were just hitting on me and liz are gay. What do we do?"
from: PPF
to: DM
re: trying to meet boys in bars is weird
"Dude, i'm like 99% sure that the guys who were just hitting on me and liz are gay. What do we do?"
Friday, January 15, 2010
good to know we are all really maturing as we grow older
date: 01.13.2010
from: CS
to: DM
re: saw this sign and thought of you...
from: CS
to: DM
re: saw this sign and thought of you...
"That's what SHE said..."
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
john williams is real awesome at movie scores
date: 12.11.2009
from: D.B. Reid, Esq.
to: DM
re: getting pumped on a Friday night the best way I can think of
“The Asteroid field music from Empire is so legit.”
from: D.B. Reid, Esq.
to: DM
re: getting pumped on a Friday night the best way I can think of
“The Asteroid field music from Empire is so legit.”
Monday, January 11, 2010
why don't i get to go on company trips like that?
date: 09.29.2009
from: CS
to: DM
re: hospitality industry conferences are cut from a different cloth
"The conference just ended for the day, and alexis and I had a beer chugging contest with the 40 year olds from amex at our booth. They def beat us."
from: CS
to: DM
re: hospitality industry conferences are cut from a different cloth
"The conference just ended for the day, and alexis and I had a beer chugging contest with the 40 year olds from amex at our booth. They def beat us."
Sunday, January 10, 2010
do not stand in the way of a lawyer and his late night KFC
date: 10.07.2009
from: MR, Esq
to: DM
re: our discussions at finnerty's gave me a hankering, but KFC might have let me down...
"Motherf-ing line was too MOTHER F-ING long... at next opportunity, we must do a kentucky grilled chicken tasting"
from: MR, Esq
to: DM
re: our discussions at finnerty's gave me a hankering, but KFC might have let me down...
"Motherf-ing line was too MOTHER F-ING long... at next opportunity, we must do a kentucky grilled chicken tasting"
Thursday, January 7, 2010
adding insult to injury... or at least to a delayed flight
date: 07.27.2009
from: GMG
to: DM
re: my red-eye flight from the west coast was delayed four hours
"Just switched my phone back to 430am eastern. There is no where to buy scotch in the SEA airport. Not legit."
from: GMG
to: DM
re: my red-eye flight from the west coast was delayed four hours
"Just switched my phone back to 430am eastern. There is no where to buy scotch in the SEA airport. Not legit."
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
spreading the beer pong gospel to lands far and wide
date: 10.17.2009
from: AM, Esq
to: DM
re: they may not have known about it before, but i showed them the way
"Let it be known, i have made 'gentleman's tightening' an institution"
from: AM, Esq
to: DM
re: they may not have known about it before, but i showed them the way
"Let it be known, i have made 'gentleman's tightening' an institution"
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
that noted holiday favorite -- Return of the Jedi
date: 12.24.2009
from: DBR, Esq.
to: DM
re: my girlfriend is totes into star wars, but i don't think her sister is buying it
"Courtney is an apostate"
from: DBR, Esq.
to: DM
re: my girlfriend is totes into star wars, but i don't think her sister is buying it
"Courtney is an apostate"
Monday, January 4, 2010
vegas.
date: 10.09.2009
from: CHo
to: DM
re: last night got a little rough and tumble
"I barfed at the casino. Totes. Then I ate nachos and wings and passed out."
from: CHo
to: DM
re: last night got a little rough and tumble
"I barfed at the casino. Totes. Then I ate nachos and wings and passed out."
Sunday, January 3, 2010
back before the jersey shore became "Jersey Shore"
date: 07.25.2009
from: CM
to: DM
re: where MTV probably got the idea for the show
@652pm
"This bar is ridic... i don't even know who to take pics of. everyone here is dressed like a guido."
@730pm
"i mean, he's wearing fur"
from: CM
to: DM
re: where MTV probably got the idea for the show
@652pm
"This bar is ridic... i don't even know who to take pics of. everyone here is dressed like a guido."
@730pm
"i mean, he's wearing fur"
Saturday, January 2, 2010
the nerve of some people
date: 10.24.2009
from: CS
to: DM
re: my bff is causing trouble
"Lizzy is making me drink and have fun again."
from: CS
to: DM
re: my bff is causing trouble
"Lizzy is making me drink and have fun again."
Friday, January 1, 2010
well, this is a new one to be blamed for
date: 10.31.2009
from: PPF
to: DM
re: you should know not to leave me alone with my phone after mindight!!
"Apparently I called my mom at 2am last night. Why didn't you stop me??"
from: PPF
to: DM
re: you should know not to leave me alone with my phone after mindight!!
"Apparently I called my mom at 2am last night. Why didn't you stop me??"
Thursday, December 31, 2009
the hamptons are not always that awesome
date: 11.07.2009
from: BH
to: DM
re: you wanna go out and get a few beers tonight in brooklyn?
"D! Hey, i'm out in southhold helping both parents with manual labor... winterizing the house for mom and helping dad with his move. Brutal."
from: BH
to: DM
re: you wanna go out and get a few beers tonight in brooklyn?
"D! Hey, i'm out in southhold helping both parents with manual labor... winterizing the house for mom and helping dad with his move. Brutal."
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
western kansas can occasionally kinda sorta be fun
date: 12.24.2009
from: CS
to: DM
re: life back home for christmas isn't all bad... i guess
@104pm
"I'm sitting in my friend's hot tub, in the snow, drinking irish coffees. Kansas does have a few upsides to it."
@531pm
"Let's see... I've been to the mall, the liquor store, my favorite mexican restaurant, & now I'm back at my grandma's watching football. I really can't complain. :)"
@ 600pm
"Dodge City's great when you are here for 3 days or less. I just found out the opened Boothill Casion, so that might provide an extra night of entertainment. The casino is built right off of Wyatt Earp Blvd... no joke."
from: CS
to: DM
re: life back home for christmas isn't all bad... i guess
@104pm
"I'm sitting in my friend's hot tub, in the snow, drinking irish coffees. Kansas does have a few upsides to it."
@531pm
"Let's see... I've been to the mall, the liquor store, my favorite mexican restaurant, & now I'm back at my grandma's watching football. I really can't complain. :)"
@ 600pm
"Dodge City's great when you are here for 3 days or less. I just found out the opened Boothill Casion, so that might provide an extra night of entertainment. The casino is built right off of Wyatt Earp Blvd... no joke."
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
the aftermath of your birthday, part two
date: 07.16.2009
from: CHu
to: DM
re: last night got out of hand
@ 3:16pm
"Well, I took shots. Like a lot. Then I blacked out and talked to your roommate about the lakers for an hour. Maybe two. I'm so embarassing"
@ 3:47pm
"And then I called out sick today."
from: CHu
to: DM
re: last night got out of hand
@ 3:16pm
"Well, I took shots. Like a lot. Then I blacked out and talked to your roommate about the lakers for an hour. Maybe two. I'm so embarassing"
@ 3:47pm
"And then I called out sick today."
Sunday, December 27, 2009
opinon, difference there of
date: 11.15.2009
from: AM, Esq.
to: DM
re: if i've told you once, i've told you a thousand times
“When will u learn that sports will never replace alcohol?”
from: AM, Esq.
to: DM
re: if i've told you once, i've told you a thousand times
“When will u learn that sports will never replace alcohol?”
family connections
date: 11.15.2009
from: NM
to: DM
re: thinking of you, brother
“Hey oh! Listen what i say oh… Practicing my air guitar in the bar tonight!”
from: NM
to: DM
re: thinking of you, brother
“Hey oh! Listen what i say oh… Practicing my air guitar in the bar tonight!”
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