Saturday, November 29, 2008

well, it was accurate

date: 11.22.2008
from: DC
to: DM
re: how to find me at the packed Cal bar

"We're downstairs. I'm the guy in the gay blue sweater."

threats i can handle

date: 11.23.2008
from: D.B.R, esq
to: DM
re: consider this your only warning about tonight's festivities

"Prepare to meet your maker's mark!"

i mean, she didn't say "no" at the time

date: 11.27.2008
from: PPF
to: DM
re: your late night bar suggestions last tuesday

"The next time you say the word 'shot,' i will slap you so hard you wind up in another dimension. Even if i'm not there, i will find out, build a time machine, and come back to get you. Happy Thanksgiving."

Reasons why drunken Food Network watching is good

date: 11.28.2008
from: BH
to: DM
re: menu for future millerstocks

"Just saw 'pulled turkey' on the food network. May have to introduce it at 2k9."