it's the new sliced bread, apparently

date: 02.12.2009
from: AM
to: DM
re: that shit is addictive

"Just drunkenly entered a pizza joint and asked for bacon pizza... they have none... it's a dark time for humanity..."

i'm thinking "(e) all of the above"

date: 02.08.2009
from: BH
to: DM
re: this is the greatest music for eating bacon pizza, bar none

"BTW, people that hate Journey's Greatest Hits Live -- communists, terrorists, Habs fans, or Scott Boras?"

i can't say i'm surprised

date: 02.14.2009
from: LMc
to: DM
re: day drinking is hard work

"I think we broke Matty Y."

parents and pop culture don't mix

date: 12.26.2008
from: KM
to: DM
re: this is why i try not to watch TV with my family

"My mother just referred to The Biggest Loser as 'I'm A Big Fat Loser'."

family holidays in a nut shell

date: 12.25.2008
from: KM
to: DM
re: christmas

@10:38pm

"4 hours between cocktail hour and dinner. The McKeons are all very drunk. Myself included. Thank god for predictive text."

@10:54pm

"Marianne will probably vomit. Just sent you a self portrait. I am ridiculous."

well it's at least a contributing factor

date: 02/14/2009
from: CHu
to: DM
re: UCLA is down by twenty at the half

"THIS FUCKING SUCKS!! This is what drives me to drink like an idiot."

trust me, i 100% am proud

date: 01.30.2009
from: BH
to: DM
re: now what the hell am i gonna do with?


"I just stole a cone for no other reason than mild buzzedness. You should be proud."

this is touching... ish

date: 01.30.2009

from: NS

to: DM

re: that's the deal. the total deal.

"I'm hammered and (it) makes me think of you! Miss you, hope you're good!"

yes, but did he have small hands and smell like cabbage?

date: 02.01.2009

from: AM

to: DM

re: nights at doc holiday's are never really "normal"

"It just occurred to me that i totes tugged that carney's mustache last night."

i totally thought she was making this up until that last line

date: 02.03.2009

from: Sas

to: DM

re: do you know that live late-night cable access exists? and that it's crazy?

@12.29am

"I just called into the mnn network during a tv show featuring the invisible man and shitty the clown. Not making this up."