it'll read great on the headstone

date: 11.22.2007
from: JA
to: DM
re: grandma's new cat, downsides thereof

"Omg. This kitten is playing with its own shadow. it's so adorable i think i have to kill myself."

[note: bonus points for using "its" and "it's" in the same sentence and punctuating both correctly. oh, and for liking cats.]