Monday, February 4, 2008

Yes, but what about your delicious cheese dip?!?!

date: 02.03.2008
from: JA
to: DM
re: the giants just won, the city's going crazy

"Read about a bar in queens in my beloved sunday post, they're doing open bar all night if the giants won, ended up here. Apparently, according to the cheers, boston sucks."

Monday, January 28, 2008

It's good to have goals

01.12.2008
from: Lamb
to: DM
re: can you let me know what's on the agenda? pretty please?

"Hey let me know if you guys are doing awesome things tonight... I want to be awesome too!"

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

fallout from an afternoon of flipcup

date: 01.12.2008
from: MR
to: DM
re: 11:04pm

"Dude. Just passed out on my buddy.s (sic) couch. I mean i just woke up. Oy."

DM's advice probably didn't help much

date: 01.14.2008
from: Lamb
to: DM
re: Just dragged my drunken fiancee back to the apartment

"Told meg 'getting some tonight whether you like it or not'... neg response... please advise."

Thursday, January 10, 2008

just when you thought you'd broken the glass ceiling

date: 12.17.2007
from: LT
to: DM
re: working laaaaaaaaaaaaate tonight

"I've hit a new low at work. I may be a VP, but I just got sent from the boardroom to order dinner for everyone."

when mom's away...

date: 01.08.2008
from: DM1
to: DM2
re: the wives must have been busy

"Sabres' game is on! You there? Chris A and I got hall passes, so we're at Timothy Patrick's watching!"

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

girls and sports

date: 01.05.2008
from: S-Co
to: DM
re: i finally figured out how to enjoy sports on tv!

"Go Seahawks! Watching football isn't so bad when you have money on it!"

miller family car rides

date: 01.06.2008
from: NM
to: DM
re: where are you brother -- there's no one to separate the parents and me!

"This is the worst ever family drive. Need buffer."

Monday, January 7, 2008

horrific disaster of epic proportions

date: 01.02.2008
from: JA
to: DM
re: an inauspicious start to the new year

"The only thing worse that having my laundry price go up fifty cents is losing two cashwords in under five minutes."

Sunday, January 6, 2008

that's gonna put a crimp in new year's eve

date: 01.01.2008
from: SM
to: DM
re: subway problems while trying to get from the first NYE party to the second


"fell asleep. woke up at wall st"

[note: despite said train snafu, SM still made it out to the party in williamsburg.]

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

is it really a good idea to keep the NYE party going?

date: 01.01.2008
from: JL
to: DM
re: a rhyming invitation to new year's day festivities in Astoria

"You've missed some fun, but there's more to come! Come on over, you wont leave sober!"

Sunday, December 23, 2007

sometimes, it's the small things that matter

date: 12.16.2007
from: MY, md
to: DM
re: the dolphins' attempt -- and success -- at beating the ravens to move to 1-13

sent as the ravens were driving to tie the game near the end of regulation

"I think i'm going to vomit."


then, after the fins won in OT

"one glorious win!!"

everybody's a critic

date: 12.22.2007
from: JA
to: DM
re: i'm not giving extra credit just because they're damn kids

"Hour and a half layover at boston. This is on display from some Ymca kids. Shoddy workmanship."


point taken

date: 11.22.2007
from: PPF
to: DM
re: not even joking a little bit

"Put this on your blog or i'll kick you in the balls, douglas"

mmm... billy dee williams

date: 12.22.07
from: PPF
to: DM
re: i'm not sure, but i think i want some Colt 45

"I would TOTALLY buy beer from lando calrissian!"

Thursday, December 20, 2007

it's gonna be an interesting christmas

date: 12.19.2007
from: The Bon
to: DM
re: the car's in the shop; i got a rental

"Get out the gun rack, baby. I got me a truck!"

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

how quickly things change...

date: 11.14.2007
from: Sailor
to: DM
re: the boy you saw me making out with as you left the bar after kickball around one a.m.

"Just so u know mr editor... i did NOT go home w/ him"

perhaps that's because girls come equipped with two, not just one

date: 09.14.2007
from: BS, man of action
to: DM
re: it's late, we're in a canadian strip club, i'm sitting two seats away from you, and we've lost matty y

"I'm fucked up... seeing double."


[Note: Seriously, BS was two seats away from DM. Was the text really necessary? Of course it was!]

Sunday, December 16, 2007

maybe set the alarm clock to the weather channel?

date: 12.12.2002
from: LizMc
to: DM
re: unexpected mid-week snow storm. sort of.

"And I am texting you from deep within a snowstorm that I didn't know to expect because I woke up drunk this morning."

Thursday, December 13, 2007

kinda had it coming

date: 12.09.2007
from: Dorf
to: DM
re: previous night's party, whereat DM had announced his plans to step up the fun by sending a txt to all important players informing them that shots would soon be consumed and that complaining would not be tolerated

"I feel like shit i'm so going to kick your ass. No complaining."

fun with terra cotta

date: 12.10.2007
from: Suggs
to: DM
re: what do you mean you are 'making Ro a trophy?'

"Made a drunken promise to make her a trophy for queen of kickball cause she wanted one. said i wouldnt so i did"

[Note: Kickball's end of season party for this season turned into a prom, complete with kickball queen and king being named.]

Monday, December 10, 2007

looks like we're all struggling

date: 12.08.2007
from Sailor
to: DM
re: voicemail left by DM to the effect of "what the F happened to us last night?"

"Ur msg just made me laugh so loud. At a wedding in dc. I'm a mess."

saturday night fights back

date: 12.09.2007
from: EJB
to: DM
re: slight change in plans

"Kate thinks that the show is at 7pm, and says the plan is 'never drinking again.' We'll check back when we feel human"

[Note: What? Being out past 6am on Saturday didn't agree with your body? Who would have guessed?]

Friday, December 7, 2007

thanksgiving turkey... ish

date: 11.22.07
from: JO
to: DM
re: dinner is served

"Hey bud, happy thanksgiving to you. Here's my thanksgiving turkey! We'll catch up soon."



Thursday, December 6, 2007

memory, that fickle siren

date: 11.28.07
from: JA
to: DM
re: last night

"I've been thinking for a half hour and the only thing i remember about coming home last night is eating a piece of beef jerky, hickory smoked. Which i suppose isn't a bad memory to be left with, if one only has one."