perhaps that's because girls come equipped with two, not just one

date: 09.14.2007
from: BS, man of action
to: DM
re: it's late, we're in a canadian strip club, i'm sitting two seats away from you, and we've lost matty y

"I'm fucked up... seeing double."


[Note: Seriously, BS was two seats away from DM. Was the text really necessary? Of course it was!]