date: 12.16.2007
from: MY, md
to: DM
re: the dolphins' attempt -- and success -- at beating the ravens to move to 1-13
sent as the ravens were driving to tie the game near the end of regulation
"I think i'm going to vomit."
then, after the fins won in OT
"one glorious win!!"
Sunday, December 23, 2007
everybody's a critic
date: 12.22.2007
from: JA
to: DM
re: i'm not giving extra credit just because they're damn kids
"Hour and a half layover at boston. This is on display from some Ymca kids. Shoddy workmanship."
from: JA
to: DM
re: i'm not giving extra credit just because they're damn kids
"Hour and a half layover at boston. This is on display from some Ymca kids. Shoddy workmanship."
point taken
date: 11.22.2007
from: PPF
to: DM
re: not even joking a little bit
"Put this on your blog or i'll kick you in the balls, douglas"
from: PPF
to: DM
re: not even joking a little bit
"Put this on your blog or i'll kick you in the balls, douglas"
mmm... billy dee williams
date: 12.22.07
from: PPF
to: DM
re: i'm not sure, but i think i want some Colt 45
"I would TOTALLY buy beer from lando calrissian!"
from: PPF
to: DM
re: i'm not sure, but i think i want some Colt 45
"I would TOTALLY buy beer from lando calrissian!"
Thursday, December 20, 2007
it's gonna be an interesting christmas
date: 12.19.2007
from: The Bon
to: DM
re: the car's in the shop; i got a rental
"Get out the gun rack, baby. I got me a truck!"
from: The Bon
to: DM
re: the car's in the shop; i got a rental
"Get out the gun rack, baby. I got me a truck!"
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
how quickly things change...
date: 11.14.2007
from: Sailor
to: DM
re: the boy you saw me making out with as you left the bar after kickball around one a.m.
"Just so u know mr editor... i did NOT go home w/ him"
from: Sailor
to: DM
re: the boy you saw me making out with as you left the bar after kickball around one a.m.
"Just so u know mr editor... i did NOT go home w/ him"
perhaps that's because girls come equipped with two, not just one
date: 09.14.2007
from: BS, man of action
to: DM
re: it's late, we're in a canadian strip club, i'm sitting two seats away from you, and we've lost matty y
"I'm fucked up... seeing double."
[Note: Seriously, BS was two seats away from DM. Was the text really necessary? Of course it was!]
from: BS, man of action
to: DM
re: it's late, we're in a canadian strip club, i'm sitting two seats away from you, and we've lost matty y
"I'm fucked up... seeing double."
[Note: Seriously, BS was two seats away from DM. Was the text really necessary? Of course it was!]
Sunday, December 16, 2007
maybe set the alarm clock to the weather channel?
date: 12.12.2002
from: LizMc
to: DM
re: unexpected mid-week snow storm. sort of.
"And I am texting you from deep within a snowstorm that I didn't know to expect because I woke up drunk this morning."
from: LizMc
to: DM
re: unexpected mid-week snow storm. sort of.
"And I am texting you from deep within a snowstorm that I didn't know to expect because I woke up drunk this morning."
Thursday, December 13, 2007
kinda had it coming
date: 12.09.2007
from: Dorf
to: DM
re: previous night's party, whereat DM had announced his plans to step up the fun by sending a txt to all important players informing them that shots would soon be consumed and that complaining would not be tolerated
"I feel like shit i'm so going to kick your ass. No complaining."
from: Dorf
to: DM
re: previous night's party, whereat DM had announced his plans to step up the fun by sending a txt to all important players informing them that shots would soon be consumed and that complaining would not be tolerated
"I feel like shit i'm so going to kick your ass. No complaining."
fun with terra cotta
date: 12.10.2007
from: Suggs
to: DM
re: what do you mean you are 'making Ro a trophy?'
"Made a drunken promise to make her a trophy for queen of kickball cause she wanted one. said i wouldnt so i did"
[Note: Kickball's end of season party for this season turned into a prom, complete with kickball queen and king being named.]
from: Suggs
to: DM
re: what do you mean you are 'making Ro a trophy?'
"Made a drunken promise to make her a trophy for queen of kickball cause she wanted one. said i wouldnt so i did"
[Note: Kickball's end of season party for this season turned into a prom, complete with kickball queen and king being named.]
Monday, December 10, 2007
looks like we're all struggling
date: 12.08.2007
from Sailor
to: DM
re: voicemail left by DM to the effect of "what the F happened to us last night?"
"Ur msg just made me laugh so loud. At a wedding in dc. I'm a mess."
from Sailor
to: DM
re: voicemail left by DM to the effect of "what the F happened to us last night?"
"Ur msg just made me laugh so loud. At a wedding in dc. I'm a mess."
saturday night fights back
date: 12.09.2007
from: EJB
to: DM
re: slight change in plans
"Kate thinks that the show is at 7pm, and says the plan is 'never drinking again.' We'll check back when we feel human"
[Note: What? Being out past 6am on Saturday didn't agree with your body? Who would have guessed?]
from: EJB
to: DM
re: slight change in plans
"Kate thinks that the show is at 7pm, and says the plan is 'never drinking again.' We'll check back when we feel human"
[Note: What? Being out past 6am on Saturday didn't agree with your body? Who would have guessed?]
Friday, December 7, 2007
thanksgiving turkey... ish
date: 11.22.07
from: JO
to: DM
re: dinner is served
"Hey bud, happy thanksgiving to you. Here's my thanksgiving turkey! We'll catch up soon."
from: JO
to: DM
re: dinner is served
"Hey bud, happy thanksgiving to you. Here's my thanksgiving turkey! We'll catch up soon."
Thursday, December 6, 2007
memory, that fickle siren
date: 11.28.07
from: JA
to: DM
re: last night
"I've been thinking for a half hour and the only thing i remember about coming home last night is eating a piece of beef jerky, hickory smoked. Which i suppose isn't a bad memory to be left with, if one only has one."
from: JA
to: DM
re: last night
"I've been thinking for a half hour and the only thing i remember about coming home last night is eating a piece of beef jerky, hickory smoked. Which i suppose isn't a bad memory to be left with, if one only has one."
young, good looking, and gay in nyc
date: 11.30.07
from: C-Mc
to: DM
re: plans for the evening seem to be coming together
"Getting laid minimum twice tonight"
[note: it didn't actually work out that way after all, but you have to admire his planning skills regardless]
from: C-Mc
to: DM
re: plans for the evening seem to be coming together
"Getting laid minimum twice tonight"
[note: it didn't actually work out that way after all, but you have to admire his planning skills regardless]
Monday, December 3, 2007
intriguing offer
date: 11.29.07
from: The Sailor
to: DM
re: plans for the evening?
"If ur in or near the west village and want to go to a fab electro-pop performance w/ back up dancers w/me... holler back"
from: The Sailor
to: DM
re: plans for the evening?
"If ur in or near the west village and want to go to a fab electro-pop performance w/ back up dancers w/me... holler back"
Sunday, November 25, 2007
as good a reason as any
date: 10.28.2007
from: CB
to: DM
re: will you miss wednesday's dodgeball game and heavy drinking for work... again?
"Nope - i'll quit first, i have been sick and working so much lately, i need a night of no hold barred fun."
from: CB
to: DM
re: will you miss wednesday's dodgeball game and heavy drinking for work... again?
"Nope - i'll quit first, i have been sick and working so much lately, i need a night of no hold barred fun."
unexpected tv programming
date: 11.10.2007
from: MY, m.d.
to: DM
re: too bad it wasn't colgate vs. dartmouth
"ESPN College GameDay is broadcasting live from Williams vs. Amherst????"
from: MY, m.d.
to: DM
re: too bad it wasn't colgate vs. dartmouth
"ESPN College GameDay is broadcasting live from Williams vs. Amherst????"
what happened to the half-time oranges?
date: 11.20.2007
from: smelzer
to: DM
re: snacks for during the intense tuesday night kickball game
"What's your favorite donut?"
from: smelzer
to: DM
re: snacks for during the intense tuesday night kickball game
"What's your favorite donut?"
it'll read great on the headstone
date: 11.22.2007
from: JA
to: DM
re: grandma's new cat, downsides thereof
"Omg. This kitten is playing with its own shadow. it's so adorable i think i have to kill myself."
[note: bonus points for using "its" and "it's" in the same sentence and punctuating both correctly. oh, and for liking cats.]
from: JA
to: DM
re: grandma's new cat, downsides thereof
"Omg. This kitten is playing with its own shadow. it's so adorable i think i have to kill myself."
[note: bonus points for using "its" and "it's" in the same sentence and punctuating both correctly. oh, and for liking cats.]
see, it is easy
date: 11.23.07
from: Duck
to: DM
re: message from DM wishing his friends a happy food-filled thanksgiving surrounded by friends
"Thanks. i lived the dream"
from: Duck
to: DM
re: message from DM wishing his friends a happy food-filled thanksgiving surrounded by friends
"Thanks. i lived the dream"
familial love
date: 11.23.07
from: ET
to: DM
re: nothing like being home for the holidays
"The day after thanksgiving shit session is like new years eve. There's so much expectation to make it great, there's no chance of succeeding."
[note: i think ET's family might be trying to hard. i mean, just show up, eat, watch football, play games, get boozed up. what's so hard about that?]
from: ET
to: DM
re: nothing like being home for the holidays
"The day after thanksgiving shit session is like new years eve. There's so much expectation to make it great, there's no chance of succeeding."
[note: i think ET's family might be trying to hard. i mean, just show up, eat, watch football, play games, get boozed up. what's so hard about that?]
Thursday, November 22, 2007
love stories
date: 11.09.2007
from: JA
to: DM
re: a lovely bracelet bought as a surprise by a friend of DM for his future bride
"The violence lover in me also loves the fact that bracelet was purchased with illegal arms trade money."
(note: It's not entirely clear how DM's friend earns american cash money.)
from: JA
to: DM
re: a lovely bracelet bought as a surprise by a friend of DM for his future bride
"The violence lover in me also loves the fact that bracelet was purchased with illegal arms trade money."
(note: It's not entirely clear how DM's friend earns american cash money.)
odd discoveries
date: 11.17.07
from: Lamb
to: DM
re: things DM totally knew about and probably caused to happen
"A penny just fell out of my shirt... You wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?"
from: Lamb
to: DM
re: things DM totally knew about and probably caused to happen
"A penny just fell out of my shirt... You wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?"
Monday, November 19, 2007
one solution
date: 11.18.2007
from: MY, m.d.
to: DM
re: When will those a-holes on the patriots get their come-upance from the football gods?
"When i buy my crowbar and show up on Mr Brady's doorstep"
(note: I'm pretty sure he was kidding. pretty sure.)
from: MY, m.d.
to: DM
re: When will those a-holes on the patriots get their come-upance from the football gods?
"When i buy my crowbar and show up on Mr Brady's doorstep"
(note: I'm pretty sure he was kidding. pretty sure.)
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