date: 09.11.2009
from: SG
to: DM
re: planning awesome booze-fuelded adventures is just a cross i have to bear
“just got to atlantic city for the bachelorette party. Walking around the liquor store being a nazi with my filofax list of alcohol that is necessary to get us thru the weekend. I think the girls that don’t know me are judging.”
Monday, November 30, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
post beer-tasting event, things always get interesting
date: 10.03.2009
from: CMc
to: DM
re: it is perhaps possible that i was over-served at williamsburg freaktoberfest beer
note: these txts were sent from one side of an eight person table to another
@ 7:07pm
"My status is beyond hammered”
@ 7:21pm
“I’m lit like a fucking Christmas tree. The fact that I made it from the bathroom back to this table is a miracle”
from: CMc
to: DM
re: it is perhaps possible that i was over-served at williamsburg freaktoberfest beer
note: these txts were sent from one side of an eight person table to another
@ 7:07pm
"My status is beyond hammered”
@ 7:21pm
“I’m lit like a fucking Christmas tree. The fact that I made it from the bathroom back to this table is a miracle”
Thursday, November 26, 2009
sports will unite us all -- especially if someone is about to score
date: 11.15.09
from: GMG
to: DM
re: those marketing bastards have struck gold again
"Btw I barely like football, but the NFL network Red Zone is the greatest channel of all time."
from: GMG
to: DM
re: those marketing bastards have struck gold again
"Btw I barely like football, but the NFL network Red Zone is the greatest channel of all time."
just another friday night in nyc, with our friend alcohol
date: 11.21.09
from: AM, Esq.
to: DM
re: i swear i wasn't that drunk when last i saw you
"Raise ur hand if u woke up fully dressed about ur covers at 7 am with little to no idea how u got there"
from: AM, Esq.
to: DM
re: i swear i wasn't that drunk when last i saw you
"Raise ur hand if u woke up fully dressed about ur covers at 7 am with little to no idea how u got there"
when cooking gets turned up to 11
date: 11.22.09
from: GMG
to: DM
re: preparations for thanksgiving are underway
"Set condition 'awesome' throughout the kitchen!"
from: GMG
to: DM
re: preparations for thanksgiving are underway
"Set condition 'awesome' throughout the kitchen!"
what happens in Vegas... probably gets txted about
date: 10.10.2009
from: CS
to: DM
re: we've been in the desert less than a day and are already working off our third hangover
“Glad to know you both survived the first of many nights of Vegas debauchery! I didn’t know it was possible to get drunk 3 times in one day, but I should have known Sailor could do it.”
from: CS
to: DM
re: we've been in the desert less than a day and are already working off our third hangover
“Glad to know you both survived the first of many nights of Vegas debauchery! I didn’t know it was possible to get drunk 3 times in one day, but I should have known Sailor could do it.”
Friday, November 13, 2009
another former teetotaler sees the light
date: 10.17.09
from: AM
to: CR
re: to think, before booze i used to get to bed early and be able to spell at all hours of the night...
@1:30am
"You know whats fun! drionking" (sic)
from: AM
to: CR
re: to think, before booze i used to get to bed early and be able to spell at all hours of the night...
@1:30am
"You know whats fun! drionking" (sic)
Friday, October 16, 2009
it really did seem like a good idea when i booked it...
date: 10.12.09
from: AH
to: DM
re: the day after taking the red-eye home from Vegas
@10:57am
“I am beyond miserable right now”
@1:07pm
“Be happy you’re not at work. I’m a walking zombie.”
from: AH
to: DM
re: the day after taking the red-eye home from Vegas
@10:57am
“I am beyond miserable right now”
@1:07pm
“Be happy you’re not at work. I’m a walking zombie.”
Monday, September 21, 2009
yes, but which side won?
date: 09.07.2009
from: PPF
to: DM
re: new games to play when drunk
"Just played "good angel/bad angel" over liz's shoulders. I think it's going to be my new thing."
from: PPF
to: DM
re: new games to play when drunk
"Just played "good angel/bad angel" over liz's shoulders. I think it's going to be my new thing."
Thursday, September 17, 2009
these things will happen when you stay at the bar for 7 hours
date: 05.18.2009
from: Chu
to: DM
re: yesterday at st. mark's ale house
"Omg we ate so much bar food. I think I literally licked the nacho plate."
from: Chu
to: DM
re: yesterday at st. mark's ale house
"Omg we ate so much bar food. I think I literally licked the nacho plate."
one hell of a sales pitch
date: 09.03.2009
from: SAS
to: DM
re: you should come to blue & gold immediately
"Five dollars buys you a shot and happiness here"
from: SAS
to: DM
re: you should come to blue & gold immediately
"Five dollars buys you a shot and happiness here"
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
the definition of classy
date: 07.11.2009
from: CMe
to: DM
re: i may, just possibly, have gotten thrown out of the parker house last night
"I was passing out... I had my head in my hands. A bouncer asked me to leave. I sadi 'no,' so he carried me out."
from: CMe
to: DM
re: i may, just possibly, have gotten thrown out of the parker house last night
"I was passing out... I had my head in my hands. A bouncer asked me to leave. I sadi 'no,' so he carried me out."
Monday, September 14, 2009
returning from nantucket
date: 07.12.2009
from: LP
to: DM
re: the joys of family trips
"At the airport waiting to get my flight home. My brother and I def hazed ourselves last night. There's a 94% chance I vomit about the 20 min flight... awesome weekend."
from: LP
to: DM
re: the joys of family trips
"At the airport waiting to get my flight home. My brother and I def hazed ourselves last night. There's a 94% chance I vomit about the 20 min flight... awesome weekend."
Friday, September 11, 2009
everyone needs to be enthusiastic about something
date: 07.16.2009
from: SG
to: DM
re: preparations for tomorrow's trip
"I just packed myself 4 bottles of Gatorade and vodka & 2 bottles of mt dew and grape vodka for the bus ride to DC tomorrow morning. I get way too enthusiastic about drinking."
from: SG
to: DM
re: preparations for tomorrow's trip
"I just packed myself 4 bottles of Gatorade and vodka & 2 bottles of mt dew and grape vodka for the bus ride to DC tomorrow morning. I get way too enthusiastic about drinking."
Thursday, September 10, 2009
when purchased goods just do not meet the desired quality control standards
date: 07.18.2009
from: BH
to: DM
re: screw this, i'm making my own cornhole set
"One man. Some miller lite. Absolutely no woodworking experience. What could possibly go wrong."
from: BH
to: DM
re: screw this, i'm making my own cornhole set
"One man. Some miller lite. Absolutely no woodworking experience. What could possibly go wrong."
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
each wine bottle represents a different winery
date: 07.25.2009
from: NM
to: DM
re: wine tours, successful
"I am dominating the little bottles on the map. Winner!"
from: NM
to: DM
re: wine tours, successful
"I am dominating the little bottles on the map. Winner!"
i thought this problem ended when i moved away from home
date: 07.22.2009
from: SG
to: DM
re: doormen, limited value thereof
"Awesome. My doorman just saw me walk in with the same clothes I left in yesterday morning. I hate having a doorman. He's like a disapproving father."
from: SG
to: DM
re: doormen, limited value thereof
"Awesome. My doorman just saw me walk in with the same clothes I left in yesterday morning. I hate having a doorman. He's like a disapproving father."
Monday, September 7, 2009
it's a special gin, enjoyed both on the go and after the hunt
date: 09.07.2009
from: GMG
to: DM
re: amidst the wreckage of my kitchen this morning, i made a startling discovery
"Somebody apparently broke into the Old Raj. After the hunt, I imagine."
from: GMG
to: DM
re: amidst the wreckage of my kitchen this morning, i made a startling discovery
"Somebody apparently broke into the Old Raj. After the hunt, I imagine."
getting called out by the little sister
date: 08.28.2009
from: EB1
to: DM
re: EB2 says it was my job to get you to come to the bar for at least one beer -- where'd you go??
"The problem is those two little words, 'at least.' See, I have virtually no self control once I hit the bar... so I went home..."
from: EB1
to: DM
re: EB2 says it was my job to get you to come to the bar for at least one beer -- where'd you go??
"The problem is those two little words, 'at least.' See, I have virtually no self control once I hit the bar... so I went home..."
my head hurt until 25 minutes ago
date: 05.18.2009
from: CHu
to: DM
re: i think i figured out how to kick my monday morning hangover
"I just had two glasses of wine at lunch and I feel fucking FANTASTIC."
from: CHu
to: DM
re: i think i figured out how to kick my monday morning hangover
"I just had two glasses of wine at lunch and I feel fucking FANTASTIC."
you have a reputation to uphold, young man
date: 02.07.2009
from: CHu
to: DM
re: you just dropped the 'ignore' button on me, didn't you!
"Are you, DM, turning down drinks with ME? Bullshit."
from: CHu
to: DM
re: you just dropped the 'ignore' button on me, didn't you!
"Are you, DM, turning down drinks with ME? Bullshit."
give in to the power of the vocoder
date: 09.04.2009
from: MY/DM
to: DM/MY
re: the AFC East
MY to DM @ 6:51 pm
MY to DM @9:47 pm
"You better jump on the dolphins bandwagon before it fills up!"
DM to MY @9:50 pm
"well we know T-pain is already on board, at very least"
MY to DM @9:56pm
"He's a trend setter!"
from: MY/DM
to: DM/MY
re: the AFC East
MY to DM @ 6:51 pm
"Way to fire the OC a week before the season, Jauron. Have fun with AVP!"
MY to DM @9:47 pm
"You better jump on the dolphins bandwagon before it fills up!"
DM to MY @9:50 pm
"well we know T-pain is already on board, at very least"
MY to DM @9:56pm
"He's a trend setter!"
creative ways to point out someone is late
date: 08.28.2009
from: AM
to: DM
re: hurry your ass up
"If I finish my drink before u get here that will make this 'drinking alone,' and I'll have to go to rehab...
from: AM
to: DM
re: hurry your ass up
"If I finish my drink before u get here that will make this 'drinking alone,' and I'll have to go to rehab...
i'll take commonly misused words for $400
date: 08.16.2009
from: AH
to: DM
re: appropriate usage of the word 'literally'
"We are literally stopped on the side of the interstate and Duff is pooping in the grass."
from: AH
to: DM
re: appropriate usage of the word 'literally'
"We are literally stopped on the side of the interstate and Duff is pooping in the grass."
Sunday, September 6, 2009
file under 'air travel, making it more exciting'
date: 06.17.2009
from: JMC
to: DM
re: i have, in fact, considered 'getting after it'
"Getting bombed at the L.A. Airport!"
from: JMC
to: DM
re: i have, in fact, considered 'getting after it'
"Getting bombed at the L.A. Airport!"
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