somehow, that's not a cross street i am familiar with

date: 03.28.2009
from: SAS
to: DM
re: where are you?

"I'm at 72nd and drinking."

The harsh light of day reveals many things...

date: 03.29.2009
from: AM
to: DM
re: ewwww

"Just opened wallet for first time today. Things are sticky and in wrong places."

apropos of nothing

date: 02.14.2009
from: MY
to: DM
re: god only knows

"Toss my salad"

baby steps

date: 02.15.2009
from: GMG
to: DM
re: matty y keeps trying to drink all my high-end liquor

"We only had half the ri^1 this time. It's an improvement."

trying to get places too quickly leads to heart ache and bad grammer

date: 03.06.2009
from: AM
to: DM
re: i might have, sort of gotten confused leaving drunken nacho fridays

"Just ran a blobk (sic) in the whong damned direction . @ dann u!"

thank you Katie 80, for doing us all a favor

date: 03.07.2009
from: KM
to: DM
re: turning chris reid into an unrepentant booze hound

"It really is the gift that keeps on giving, isn't it?"

whatever, it can't live up to the power of the shamwow

date: 03.08.2009
from: BDi
to: DM
re: being out drinking on thursdays is totally lame

"Aw. I'm at home, under my snuggie! u so wish u had one."

the troops have run into unexpected resistance

date: 03.11.2009
from: AM
to: DM
re: wednesday's drinking plans have been shocked and awed

"Wow -- dollar beer night is a shitshow. we r retreating to the alternate watering hole."

that, kids, is what we call "statuatory"

date: 03.14.2009
from: AL
to: DM
re: not even the 'half plus seven' rule will save me on this one

"Accidentally hit on a girl who's 15. Whoops."

turns out you need a certification for that

date: 02.22.2009
from: CHu
to: DM
re: saturday day drinking + road trip = win

"Princeton rulz. Lets go to nj every weekend. Just looked at the photos. I think shannon and i are certifiable lesbians now."

...and that's why we are going to South Africa in 2010

date: 03.04.2009
from: GMG
to: DM
re: i'm pretty sure Ireland would be a more fun place to visit

"Agreed, but FIFA is more powerful than the UN, so we must follow their mandates!"

the least kosher food ever is totally delicious

date: 02.22.2009
from: AM
to: DM
re: Yahweh has been holding out on us

"eating bacon wrapped crispy shrimp rolls -- OH MY GOD"

innovative trade deadline moves

date: 02.26.2009
from: BH
to: DM

re: a possible sabres move at the nhl deadline

"Alternatively, I've never cared for (Patrick) Kaleta, so if they could more him for a box of pucks and a couple bottles of ri^1, I'd call it a win."

it's the new sliced bread, apparently

date: 02.12.2009
from: AM
to: DM
re: that shit is addictive

"Just drunkenly entered a pizza joint and asked for bacon pizza... they have none... it's a dark time for humanity..."

i'm thinking "(e) all of the above"

date: 02.08.2009
from: BH
to: DM
re: this is the greatest music for eating bacon pizza, bar none

"BTW, people that hate Journey's Greatest Hits Live -- communists, terrorists, Habs fans, or Scott Boras?"

i can't say i'm surprised

date: 02.14.2009
from: LMc
to: DM
re: day drinking is hard work

"I think we broke Matty Y."

parents and pop culture don't mix

date: 12.26.2008
from: KM
to: DM
re: this is why i try not to watch TV with my family

"My mother just referred to The Biggest Loser as 'I'm A Big Fat Loser'."

family holidays in a nut shell

date: 12.25.2008
from: KM
to: DM
re: christmas

@10:38pm

"4 hours between cocktail hour and dinner. The McKeons are all very drunk. Myself included. Thank god for predictive text."

@10:54pm

"Marianne will probably vomit. Just sent you a self portrait. I am ridiculous."

well it's at least a contributing factor

date: 02/14/2009
from: CHu
to: DM
re: UCLA is down by twenty at the half

"THIS FUCKING SUCKS!! This is what drives me to drink like an idiot."

trust me, i 100% am proud

date: 01.30.2009
from: BH
to: DM
re: now what the hell am i gonna do with?


"I just stole a cone for no other reason than mild buzzedness. You should be proud."

this is touching... ish

date: 01.30.2009

from: NS

to: DM

re: that's the deal. the total deal.

"I'm hammered and (it) makes me think of you! Miss you, hope you're good!"

yes, but did he have small hands and smell like cabbage?

date: 02.01.2009

from: AM

to: DM

re: nights at doc holiday's are never really "normal"

"It just occurred to me that i totes tugged that carney's mustache last night."

i totally thought she was making this up until that last line

date: 02.03.2009

from: Sas

to: DM

re: do you know that live late-night cable access exists? and that it's crazy?

@12.29am

"I just called into the mnn network during a tv show featuring the invisible man and shitty the clown. Not making this up."

i hope he took most of that straight to the computing power graveyard

date: 12.28.2008
from: BH
to: DM
re: that's the last time i agree to help my mom move

"Today I moved one new laptop, three pentium 2 era computers, the oldest thinkpad I have ever seen, two printers, a fax machine, and a standalone word processor"

the greatest informercial item ever, totes for real

date: 01.25.2009
from: ET
to: DM
re: guess what's on MY mind right now

@ 1:27am

"shaaaaaaaaaammmmmm"

@ 1:28am

"wwwooooooooooowwwwwwwWWWWWW!!!!!!"