date: 09.07.2009
from: PPF
to: DM
re: new games to play when drunk
"Just played "good angel/bad angel" over liz's shoulders. I think it's going to be my new thing."
Monday, September 21, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
these things will happen when you stay at the bar for 7 hours
date: 05.18.2009
from: Chu
to: DM
re: yesterday at st. mark's ale house
"Omg we ate so much bar food. I think I literally licked the nacho plate."
from: Chu
to: DM
re: yesterday at st. mark's ale house
"Omg we ate so much bar food. I think I literally licked the nacho plate."
one hell of a sales pitch
date: 09.03.2009
from: SAS
to: DM
re: you should come to blue & gold immediately
"Five dollars buys you a shot and happiness here"
from: SAS
to: DM
re: you should come to blue & gold immediately
"Five dollars buys you a shot and happiness here"
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
the definition of classy
date: 07.11.2009
from: CMe
to: DM
re: i may, just possibly, have gotten thrown out of the parker house last night
"I was passing out... I had my head in my hands. A bouncer asked me to leave. I sadi 'no,' so he carried me out."
from: CMe
to: DM
re: i may, just possibly, have gotten thrown out of the parker house last night
"I was passing out... I had my head in my hands. A bouncer asked me to leave. I sadi 'no,' so he carried me out."
Monday, September 14, 2009
returning from nantucket
date: 07.12.2009
from: LP
to: DM
re: the joys of family trips
"At the airport waiting to get my flight home. My brother and I def hazed ourselves last night. There's a 94% chance I vomit about the 20 min flight... awesome weekend."
from: LP
to: DM
re: the joys of family trips
"At the airport waiting to get my flight home. My brother and I def hazed ourselves last night. There's a 94% chance I vomit about the 20 min flight... awesome weekend."
Friday, September 11, 2009
everyone needs to be enthusiastic about something
date: 07.16.2009
from: SG
to: DM
re: preparations for tomorrow's trip
"I just packed myself 4 bottles of Gatorade and vodka & 2 bottles of mt dew and grape vodka for the bus ride to DC tomorrow morning. I get way too enthusiastic about drinking."
from: SG
to: DM
re: preparations for tomorrow's trip
"I just packed myself 4 bottles of Gatorade and vodka & 2 bottles of mt dew and grape vodka for the bus ride to DC tomorrow morning. I get way too enthusiastic about drinking."
Thursday, September 10, 2009
when purchased goods just do not meet the desired quality control standards
date: 07.18.2009
from: BH
to: DM
re: screw this, i'm making my own cornhole set
"One man. Some miller lite. Absolutely no woodworking experience. What could possibly go wrong."
from: BH
to: DM
re: screw this, i'm making my own cornhole set
"One man. Some miller lite. Absolutely no woodworking experience. What could possibly go wrong."
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
each wine bottle represents a different winery
date: 07.25.2009
from: NM
to: DM
re: wine tours, successful
"I am dominating the little bottles on the map. Winner!"
from: NM
to: DM
re: wine tours, successful
"I am dominating the little bottles on the map. Winner!"
i thought this problem ended when i moved away from home
date: 07.22.2009
from: SG
to: DM
re: doormen, limited value thereof
"Awesome. My doorman just saw me walk in with the same clothes I left in yesterday morning. I hate having a doorman. He's like a disapproving father."
from: SG
to: DM
re: doormen, limited value thereof
"Awesome. My doorman just saw me walk in with the same clothes I left in yesterday morning. I hate having a doorman. He's like a disapproving father."
Monday, September 7, 2009
it's a special gin, enjoyed both on the go and after the hunt
date: 09.07.2009
from: GMG
to: DM
re: amidst the wreckage of my kitchen this morning, i made a startling discovery
"Somebody apparently broke into the Old Raj. After the hunt, I imagine."
from: GMG
to: DM
re: amidst the wreckage of my kitchen this morning, i made a startling discovery
"Somebody apparently broke into the Old Raj. After the hunt, I imagine."
getting called out by the little sister
date: 08.28.2009
from: EB1
to: DM
re: EB2 says it was my job to get you to come to the bar for at least one beer -- where'd you go??
"The problem is those two little words, 'at least.' See, I have virtually no self control once I hit the bar... so I went home..."
from: EB1
to: DM
re: EB2 says it was my job to get you to come to the bar for at least one beer -- where'd you go??
"The problem is those two little words, 'at least.' See, I have virtually no self control once I hit the bar... so I went home..."
my head hurt until 25 minutes ago
date: 05.18.2009
from: CHu
to: DM
re: i think i figured out how to kick my monday morning hangover
"I just had two glasses of wine at lunch and I feel fucking FANTASTIC."
from: CHu
to: DM
re: i think i figured out how to kick my monday morning hangover
"I just had two glasses of wine at lunch and I feel fucking FANTASTIC."
you have a reputation to uphold, young man
date: 02.07.2009
from: CHu
to: DM
re: you just dropped the 'ignore' button on me, didn't you!
"Are you, DM, turning down drinks with ME? Bullshit."
from: CHu
to: DM
re: you just dropped the 'ignore' button on me, didn't you!
"Are you, DM, turning down drinks with ME? Bullshit."
give in to the power of the vocoder
date: 09.04.2009
from: MY/DM
to: DM/MY
re: the AFC East
MY to DM @ 6:51 pm
MY to DM @9:47 pm
"You better jump on the dolphins bandwagon before it fills up!"
DM to MY @9:50 pm
"well we know T-pain is already on board, at very least"
MY to DM @9:56pm
"He's a trend setter!"
from: MY/DM
to: DM/MY
re: the AFC East
MY to DM @ 6:51 pm
"Way to fire the OC a week before the season, Jauron. Have fun with AVP!"
MY to DM @9:47 pm
"You better jump on the dolphins bandwagon before it fills up!"
DM to MY @9:50 pm
"well we know T-pain is already on board, at very least"
MY to DM @9:56pm
"He's a trend setter!"
creative ways to point out someone is late
date: 08.28.2009
from: AM
to: DM
re: hurry your ass up
"If I finish my drink before u get here that will make this 'drinking alone,' and I'll have to go to rehab...
from: AM
to: DM
re: hurry your ass up
"If I finish my drink before u get here that will make this 'drinking alone,' and I'll have to go to rehab...
i'll take commonly misused words for $400
date: 08.16.2009
from: AH
to: DM
re: appropriate usage of the word 'literally'
"We are literally stopped on the side of the interstate and Duff is pooping in the grass."
from: AH
to: DM
re: appropriate usage of the word 'literally'
"We are literally stopped on the side of the interstate and Duff is pooping in the grass."
Sunday, September 6, 2009
file under 'air travel, making it more exciting'
date: 06.17.2009
from: JMC
to: DM
re: i have, in fact, considered 'getting after it'
"Getting bombed at the L.A. Airport!"
from: JMC
to: DM
re: i have, in fact, considered 'getting after it'
"Getting bombed at the L.A. Airport!"
the brainwashing is coming along, i see
date: 01.25.2009
from: PPF
to: DM
re: the proper use of larger containers
"I just saw a home depot bucket being used for something other than 'drunk punch.' Wtf?"
from: PPF
to: DM
re: the proper use of larger containers
"I just saw a home depot bucket being used for something other than 'drunk punch.' Wtf?"
disney gets no love these days
date: 08.14.2009
from: SG
to: DM
re: my friends seem to agree it's at least somewhere in brooklyn...
"Fuck disney world. This is the most magical place on earth!"
from: SG
to: DM
re: my friends seem to agree it's at least somewhere in brooklyn...
"Fuck disney world. This is the most magical place on earth!"
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
i'm not entirely convinced by your theory about contactless payment chips
date: 08.03.2009
from: GMG
to: DM
re: eve totally bought the apple of knowledge with a visa card
"I nuked my amex earlier to destroy the mark of the beast. Tell the global credit illuminati that I'm on to them."
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
and you think you get down about YOUR job
date: 08/25/2009
from: LP
to: DM
re: my job is eating my life
@ 8:04pm
"I'm stuck at work because I'm a pathetic, pathetic pushover who exchanged my early 20s for the promise of a successful career. Damn that ambition!!"
@ 8:05pm
"Funemployment is sooooo much cooler."
@ 8:43pm
"I just nearly broke my finger packing up my office so I'm throwing in the towel -- work, you win today."
from: LP
to: DM
re: my job is eating my life
@ 7:40pm
"I think I'm a corporate POW with a broken spirit"
@ 8:04pm
"I'm stuck at work because I'm a pathetic, pathetic pushover who exchanged my early 20s for the promise of a successful career. Damn that ambition!!"
@ 8:05pm
"Funemployment is sooooo much cooler."
@ 8:43pm
"I just nearly broke my finger packing up my office so I'm throwing in the towel -- work, you win today."
confusing sports metaphores about contraception and the stopping thereof
date: 08.23.2009
from: ET
to: DM
re: word on the street is that you and the missus have pulled the goalie (!?!?)
@ 3:44pm
"More like putting in a prevent defense against an unproven QB"
@ 5:14pm
"The wife corrected me. We're just putting in our third stringers."
note: i seriously have no idea what's going on here. are they trying to get pregnant or not? was she just sick of birth control? did they switch up regimes so she can get 'kinda pregnant'? i'm just baffled...
from: ET
to: DM
re: word on the street is that you and the missus have pulled the goalie (!?!?)
@ 3:44pm
"More like putting in a prevent defense against an unproven QB"
@ 5:14pm
"The wife corrected me. We're just putting in our third stringers."
note: i seriously have no idea what's going on here. are they trying to get pregnant or not? was she just sick of birth control? did they switch up regimes so she can get 'kinda pregnant'? i'm just baffled...
Saturday, August 1, 2009
i'll take "great first dates" for $400
date: 06.13.09
from: Chu
to: DM
re: i love drinking
"I am so drunk I just vomd in the bathroom... I hope my date doesn't know"
from: Chu
to: DM
re: i love drinking
"I am so drunk I just vomd in the bathroom... I hope my date doesn't know"
jersey shore + beer + bike = great plan???
date: 06.06.2009
from: CM/DM
to: DM/CM
re: summer weekends are awesome
CM @ 4:11pm
"Omg bike bar crawl ooc (sic)... im at the 7th bar out of 14... ots gonna be disasterous."
DM @ 5:30pm
"Hahaha. Awesome. This can't end well."
DM @ 11:43pm
"So... anyone crash on your drunken bike adventure?"
CM @ 12:53pm (next day)
"i crashed"
DM @ 1:07
"Oh no! How bad?"
CM @ 1:36pm
"My chin is pretty bruised... some douchebag stopped short in front of me."
CM @ 1:47pm
"I'm a disgrace... it was prob one of the best days ever tho."
from: CM/DM
to: DM/CM
re: summer weekends are awesome
CM @ 4:11pm
"Omg bike bar crawl ooc (sic)... im at the 7th bar out of 14... ots gonna be disasterous."
DM @ 5:30pm
"Hahaha. Awesome. This can't end well."
DM @ 11:43pm
"So... anyone crash on your drunken bike adventure?"
CM @ 12:53pm (next day)
"i crashed"
DM @ 1:07
"Oh no! How bad?"
CM @ 1:36pm
"My chin is pretty bruised... some douchebag stopped short in front of me."
CM @ 1:47pm
"I'm a disgrace... it was prob one of the best days ever tho."
an aggressive start to the evening
date: 07.31.2009
from: SG
to: DM
re: how's your friday going?
"It's been a rough night already. Bleeding profusely from the leg as a result of dodgebeer and may or may not have a broken tailbone. Also already lost my underwear. Long story."
from: SG
to: DM
re: how's your friday going?
"It's been a rough night already. Bleeding profusely from the leg as a result of dodgebeer and may or may not have a broken tailbone. Also already lost my underwear. Long story."
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