from: JC
to: DM
re: i won the fantasy football league, chumps
"I am the champion, I am the champion, no time for losers because I am the champion... of the fumble fest!"
date: 12.06.2008
from: C-meth
to: DM
re: I think I'm black-out drunk and need to go home; I'll see you tomorrow
A series of drunken texts, in six parts
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@12:05am
"Fmdrank" (sic)
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"Too much"
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@12:07am
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"Ptfo"
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"Sorry wasted I"
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@7:40am
"I don't know how we got back home. I just remember flowing shots of tequila."