sunday funday sounded like a good idea at the time

date: 07.28.2008
from: DM/Sailor
to: Sailor/DM
re: oh god, what were we doing out until 3am last night...

@ 8:36 am from Sailor to DM

"I'm a mess"

@ 8:49 am from DM to Sailor

"Ditto"

@ 9:36am from Sailor to DM

"I can't see straight... literally"

@ 9:38am from DM to Sailor

"I dropped my ice coffee on the ground in Dunkin Donuts. I couldn't handle it, so I just left. I can't go back there for a while."

@ 9:40am from Sailor to DM

"Omg... thats (sic) amazing. I took my shower this morning sitting down."

@ 12:19pm from DM to Sailor

"There's thirty percent chance I vomit in the next five minutes"

Note: Damn we're a classy bunch...

kitchen games are fun, but remember to check on your roommate's plans

date: 07.28.2008
from: LP
to: DM
re: didn't see that one coming

"I'm fairly certain i just walked in on my roommate having sex. I'm just thankful it wasn't doggie style..."

hide the children

date: 07.25.2008
from: NM
to: DM
re: dicey fashion decisions by quasi-family members

"look what i found"

just another day in the life of an insurance salesman

date: 07.25.2008
from: EB
to: DM
re: i'm not gonna make it to the bar

@10:44pm

"I'm gonna have to call douche on myself for getting hammered at lunch and being hung over right now..."

things not to tell your boys

date: 07.26.2008
from: JMC
to: DM, ML, and others
re: yeah, i just ghosted from the bar

"My fucking tits are killing me. It is clear to me that I don't drink or eat fatty foods till they're gone."

the only possible response to the above post

date: 07.26.2008
from: ML
to: JMC
re: heh heh heh

"You will now respond to a new code name: bitchtits. See you tomorrow."

trust him people, he's a corporate lawyer

date: 07.26.2008
from: MR
to: DM
re: that was NOT on the agenda

"Someone explain how and why i was just at a strip club in the south bronx"

trust him folks, he's a doctor

date: 07.26.2008
from: MY, md
to: DM
re: i've been in new york for like, twenty minutes

"A bird just shit on me"

well that's one way to accelerate the evening

date: 07.27.2008
from: SC
to: DM
re: i'm hanging out with your sister, and we're taking it to 11

@7:34 pm

"Goldschlager has entered the bldg."

i guess that means it was a good night...

date: 07.27.2008
from: EB
to: DM
re: wow, we got kind of drunk, didn't we?

"You actually make it home last night?"

surprising revelations...

date: 06.22.2008
from: KM
to: DM
re: is one of our friends moonlighting?

"a stripper just asked clare if she knew her from work, specifically 'the bikini bar on 41st'"

a really tough sell

date: 07.15.2008
from: BH
to: DM
re: possible travel plans with Frank

"I'll come down too... if there's bourbon drinking..."

reveling in the iPhone

date: 07.18.2008
from: JA
to: DM
re: o.m.g. that line was SO worth it

@10:16 p.m.

"My mom just gave back my phone. It now has a program that makes it make noise like a light saber when you move it. Jealous?"

@ 11:50 p.m.

"Just checking the box scores and player stats for every yank on my phone. Ho hum."

Anticipating the iPhone

date: 07.18.2008
from: JA
to: DM
re: i need this new iPhone so badly i can taste it

"My god -- this line sucks. I'd take a picture but my p.o.s. phone cam is broke..."