just another kickball thursday

date: 05.16.2008
from: CHu
to: DM
re: the end of the end of the evening went south

"I should have just left with you and not tried ti (sic) go outmore drunk too drunk in a cab by myself now."

ivy league reunion(s) weekend

date: 05.31.2008
from: JA
to: DM
re: we're playing daytime cups outside at the 'Gate, what are you up to?

"Sudden downpour while joc and i are buying booze so we're drinking in the room while the baby plays with a used beer cup? Ok."

hazards of dating

date: 06.03.2008
from: Duck
to: DM
re: the stripper i took home from a bar last night

"Chick broke my lamp pole on a homework assignment"

coherence not required (all entries sic)

date: 06.05.2008
from: JMC
to: DM
re: reports from bachelor party round two (in jacksonville)

@11:16pm

"Damn it. .... Doug... Get down here"

@12:52am

"I am going to oresunslly best them"

@1:03am

"I never duck shut up. ...."

the belmont stakes

date: 06.07.2008
from: JM
to: DM
re: it's sunny, there are horsies to bet on, let's get drunk

[in three parts]

@12:30pm
re: how's life at the track?


@12:57pm
re: it's pretty hot in florida

"YOU have NO IDEA what 'hot' is. We are dripping."


@ 2:55pm
re: how's the day going? won any big money yet?

"Good. Drunk. Just ate the world's best foot-long hotdog. Now I will throw up. That is all."

what's important in a bar

date: 06.13.2008
from: NM
to: DM
re: is nothing sacred anymore?

"Fav bar traded buck hunter for golden tee. I quit."